Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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