I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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