You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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