ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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