when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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