Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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