I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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