69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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