After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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