I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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