have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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