Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
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