Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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