I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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