Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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