i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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