Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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