cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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