i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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