Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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