i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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