Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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