Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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