dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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