nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The ass gains better be worth it
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