what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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