I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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