No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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