everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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