so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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