speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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