just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I faked an abortion last night.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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