She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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