Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just gargled with NyQuil
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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