You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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