yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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