Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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