He is an equal opportunity slut.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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