you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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