I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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