I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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