I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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