I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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