Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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