i think i have herpe
just one?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So much rum. So many feels.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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