yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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