Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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