So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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