i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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