Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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